THE MUSICAL (PRODUCTION NOTES)

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μου δίνουν μεγάλο budget
γύρω στα 600 δις ευρώ
οπότε για αρχή μοιράζουμε μερικά σπίτια free στο
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για το μιούζικαλ…
τι να σας πω;
με τόσα λεφτά …
μπορούμε να κάνουμε ότι θέλουμε
έβαλα ήδη την pixar στο κόλπο
και ετοιμάζουμε πυρετωδώς το storyboard
γιατί με τον άρη να φτάνει τέλη αυγούστου δεν έχουμε και πολύ χρόνο
αλλά μάλλον θα γίνουν συμπληρωματικά γυρίσματα (call nasa)
το soundtrack θα είναι τριπλό σε τιμή μονού
(call mnp and see if they have time to spare)
note to myself: satie for end credits
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so much money
i think i need advisors
resumes welcomed here -
the budget …
astronomical indeed
i need a personal assistant
see if that cute silent guy is available
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we’re gonna set up base on hawaii
and then film on location
easter island and antarctica
which reminds me…
ooh! such a production…
like ‘the exploding boy’ and ‘romeo and juliet’
and 20,000 balloons
…of course looove and liiife and deaaath…
and sixty thousand penguins
it is all over the place
and it goes boom like fireworks
and it glows and smiles all the time…
call baz and luc and david please and fly ‘em over for lunch tomorrow
yes, triptych, of course…
call manolo and tell ‘im i need something for the beach
and vidal … tell him to bring the 0-5 clippers and some of that choco
get me that vandi girl on the phone while you’re at it i want her to jump outta a cake on the 17th
that’s august, not july…
haagen dazs want me to try their new flavor…tell ‘em to send it over in a cooler at seven tomorrow
pm, darling, if it were am it would gimme the shits
i want the guy that did the byzantine religioso make up at the athens olympics to do the make up
and call jean paul to send those sketches and remind him that we’re going for ‘fifth element’ meets boho
no, no interviews…we’ll see later… maybe we should have the junket in antarctica
fly ‘em and row ‘em out and have them hang out with penguins
pay whoever needs to be paid
money’s no issue
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all this money…
the musical!
oh, yes…
what were the chances?
and to think i was content with a bottle of cheap wine and a walk
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phew…
such a production…