GRAND THEFT AUTO

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objects in the rear view mirror
may appear closer than they are
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even if they look bashed
and a near wreck,
its just your luck-
you found a tow truck!
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accidentally...
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wrap your arms around my engine
we'll ride into the sun
and rock the dashboard confessionals,
wave down to our wrecking yards
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let this be my present to you:
a winged tow truck for you to tuck
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and never again worry
'bout crash and harm
for ever armed with this,
your hot-rod charm
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